Omegle is a place you go to talk to strangers. In theory. In reality however, 97% of people you find on there are horny buggers looking for a one night stand, or atleast some form of cyber sex. The thing is, it’s true! I occasionally go on, and I can count on one hand how many times I have actually had a decent, lengthy conversation with someone not intent on satisfying their dick.
The conversations don’t usually get past the “asl” stage. That stands for age, sex and location. Someone types that, without a question mark to find out these three pieces of info. To a newcomer, it’s a piece of non-descriptive bullshit laid out on a page. I try to procrastinate the question for as long as I can by asking other stuff before he gets a chance to.
And if you tell them your a guy, you get the message saying that he has disconnected. This usually means he is a guy, looking for a girl to satisfy his needs. This conveys the senseless, feelingness nature that about 60% of people online have. They have no consideration for other people’s feelings. They are honestly robots, programmed to do a specific task; to find out whether you are a guy or not. If you are, tough luck.
And then there’s those who are illiterate. I asked someone how they were a few minutes ago, and the response I got was: “f n u?” – It is someone’s lazy, feeble attempt at saying, “fine, and you?”
If I didn’t know better, I would have mistaken him for a two year old learning how to put those magnetic letters onto a fridge. I always tell the illiterates to speak properly. They either disconnect, submit to my superiority and (try) to speak properly, or rage at me.
Oh dear, what has it come to? I’m pretty sure the guy who invented the internet (his name has flown from my mind) did not intend his design to be a breeding ground for pricks.
